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Focus on the Family to Condemn Fantasy Series

Fresh off its announced boycott of McDonald’s Restaurants for supporting “the homosexual agenda” non-Reverend Dobson’s Focus on the Family has chosen its next target: The Green Stone of Healing fantasy novels by C.L. Talmadge. A call from FOF for the series to be pulled from sale is expected to go out shortly. One of Dobson’s aides [...]

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Mothers Against Driving While…

The National Insurance Institute has been sitting on an auto safety problem, says a high-level executive in their statistics department. The hold up isn’t due to any kind of corruption; the delay is due to a struggle within the NII to find the right words to explain the problem to the conservative-leaning American public. NII data [...]

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BUMP UP: Teens Need Sex, Study Says

Originally published 6/15/08 Teens who are having sex are happier and more psychologically stable than those who are not, says a study commissioned and then suppressed by 4parents.gov, the controversial government sponsored “sex information service” that is actually an arm of the Abstinence Only movement. This held true whether the lack of sexual interaction stemmed from [...]

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President-For-Life

The Democratic and Republican candidates for President will be disappointed even if they go on to victory in the November election. President George W. Bush has no intention of turning his office over to an elected successor from any party, sources close to the White House are saying. Citing “an imminent and immediate threat to [...]

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Zero-G Spot a Hoax

For years NASA has denied that any sexual interactions have taken place on shuttle missions or on the International Space Station, and Russia has said the same about their station. Recently, though, a supposed NASA manual providing detailed instructions for astronauts on how to mate in zero gravity conditions was put up for bid on [...]

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